Spam I Am/Spam Filter Poetry

Posted on February 24, 2013 by Monica
Usually I delete spam as quickly as possible, without looking, saying a quick word of thanks to WordPress for catching it so adroitly.  Today I wondered, “What would Bluebee do with this?”  Write a poem, of course.  Not as charming or whimsical as a search engine poem, but it’s blizzarding outside, our first real blizzard of the season, and I can’t go anywhere, so why not?  My additions or changes to the spam language are in amber.  Everything else is pure spam.

Spam, I Am

Spam, I am
overwhelmed with spam
crying and moping while carrying a croc
Alice in Wonderland meets downright schlock
You may not love it? Walk around the block!
 Along the way, your wheels
should not disrupt
the oxygen flow to the Arctic O
the planet receiver
would run amok!
 Fun-loving nerd singing in the attic
clinically determined bipolar attacking
change the direction of your gaze
from the genuine to the brazen
infections too pass off due
overall, it is amazing!
A two-fold disease for 4
increased by the constitution of plaque
flairs up in people
who want to giggle
and modesty is not so simple
The neighborhood’s loosing their mind!
Please Dr. Seuss, let’s call a truce:
We can’t be left behind.
Your investment may be a risk
(no doubt)
further funds are wanted
so handle with care, and check it out
and do remain undaunted.
When shopping for household products
it is very useful to know
which ones should never ever enter your home
much better to toss and throw.
With time, Hosting Hosting
strange internet posting
better service to All
in WordPress Hall.
To be perfectly honest, “croc” was “crocodile” in the original; “O” was “Ocean”;  and “brazen” was “fake”.  I’m sure apologies should be made for this.

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31 Responses to Spam I Am/Spam Filter Poetry

  1. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    May 2, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    Good one, Andro, and I will check it out!

  2. andro54's avatar Gray Dawster says:
    April 25, 2013 at 11:39 am

    A delicacy too 🙂 lol
    Have a funtastic evening 😉 xxx

  3. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    March 19, 2013 at 11:57 am

    What a lovely thing to say, dear Kenny. Just back from the desert – spring not yet there, either. I’ll be walking your way shortly, my friend.

  4. Kenny2dogs's avatar Kenny2dogs says:
    March 17, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    Hi Monica my dear friend. Hope you are keeping well . It has been a while since i have been so far away from home lol. But you are worth the walk 🙂 Anyways guess what Monica…I miss you !!!
    Take care now my lovely friend
    Kenny x

  5. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    March 13, 2013 at 11:07 am

    Thank you, Sandy! Your Geezer wouldn’t be feeding you spam, would he?

  7. andro54's avatar Gray Dawster says:
    March 10, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    Andro of course 🙂 xxx
    Spam is something of a
    deicacy in Wombania 🙂

    Check it out in my extra pages 🙂
    In the meantime have a fun rest
    of evening and be well 🙂 xxx

  8. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    March 10, 2013 at 10:01 am

    Danke, liebe Freundin

  9. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    March 10, 2013 at 10:00 am

    And P.S. I like your attitude about enjoying what there is to enjoy about modern life and letting the rest go. We – I – can learn from that.

  10. penpusherpen's avatar penpusherpen says:
    March 10, 2013 at 8:40 am

    many, many thanks for all your wonderful comments Monica, and I think you’ll find that it’s the wonderful people on here (such as yourself) who enable me to respond with, how shall I put it? Sympatico, Hope you ‘n yours are well, enjoying life and all it has to offer… warmest of hugs xPenx

  11. giselzitrone's avatar giselzitrone says:
    March 10, 2013 at 3:03 am

    Wünsche dir auch einen wunderschönen Sonntag und liebe Grüße.Gislinde

  12. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    March 9, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    Good advice, Andro – or should I call you Gray? I wonder where the word spam came from? Something we must endure when we have no alternative?

  13. andro54's avatar Gray Dawster says:
    March 8, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    Spam, don’t tolerate it just eat it instead 🙂 lol
    Have a great weekend Monica and be good 😉 xxx

  14. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    March 4, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    How very wonderful to have you visiting. You made my luck today, Pen!

  15. penpusherpen's avatar penpusherpen says:
    March 2, 2013 at 7:32 am

    Just dropping by to wish you and yours a wonderful weekend Monica, … also I’m going to trawl back through the blogs I:ve missed. Mayhap leaving a comment here and there.. to show here I’ve been.. So, if you feel something slightly prickling your consciousness ….it’s only me… digging about. 😉 xPenx

  17. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    February 28, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    You are so right! Like putting pieces together – great image.

  18. gita4elamats's avatar gita4elamats says:
    February 28, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Like doing a puzzle?!

  19. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    February 28, 2013 at 9:12 am

    Thank you so much! It was fun in a very strange way.

  21. penpusherpen's avatar penpusherpen says:
    February 27, 2013 at 10:24 am

    I hope thou hast recovered, Monica… Just breath into this paper bag and take a minute or two…now, better eh? I try it all the time, ‘Cough… splutter!!’… 🙂 xPenx

  22. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    February 27, 2013 at 10:08 am

    Thanks Ian, What would he have thought about spam, I wonder?

  23. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    February 27, 2013 at 10:07 am

    Bluebee, love that word – spoem – perfect. You make it sound better than it is.

  24. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    February 27, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Hello Pen, I got through 3 out of 14 pages before being overcome. Sorry to inflict this.

  25. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    February 27, 2013 at 10:05 am

    Danke, liebe Gislinde

  26. Monica's avatar Monica says:
    February 27, 2013 at 10:04 am

    Hi Julie – Good to laugh!

  27. aussieian2011's avatar aussieian2011 says:
    February 27, 2013 at 4:28 am

    Certainly a different slant on Dr Seuss
    Good play on words.
    Ian

  28. beeblu's avatar bluebee says:
    February 26, 2013 at 1:52 pm

    LOL 😀 Excellent! “The neighborhood’s loosing their mind!” Sure is. An inspired Spoem. Hugs, Monica xx

  29. penpusherpen's avatar penpusherpen says:
    February 26, 2013 at 8:07 am

    No apologies necessary, Monica, poetic license it’s called… 🙂 … Thank you for giving me a new slant on Spam… Heh!! xPenx

  30. giselzitrone's avatar giselzitrone says:
    February 26, 2013 at 5:58 am

    Guter Text ist mit wort press mal so mal so.Wünsche einen schönen Tag.Grüße und Freundschaft Gislinde.

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